Post by TEH BIG BAD ADMINZ on Oct 16, 2008 3:05:30 GMT -5
The Interstellar List of Interstellar Travelers:
TAKEN
Lost
Jack "J-Shepz" "DJ Jears" Shephard (the new Jeminem)
Kate Austen (Virgin hobo potato-grower reject from the Iowa Ballet)
James "Sawyer" Ford (Professor Emeritus in 18th Century Agrarian Politics)
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes (thinks he is King Arthur)
Charlie Pace (Preacher/Televangelist - catchphrase: "Pokemon is heathen!")
Claire Littleton (Uber-nerdy chicken sexer with braces and glasses)
Shannon Rutherford (Avril-style punk-rock skater chick)
Sayid Jarrah (Hair stylist)
Sun-Hwa Kwon (Elephant tamer in the Circus of Korea)
Jin-Soo Kwon (Elephant tamer in the Circus of Korea)
Michael Dawson (Aretha Franklin drag queen who headlines in Las Vegas)
Walt Lloyd (Spoiled brat with a demon parrot named Damian who speaks only to him)
Ana Lucia Cortez (Bubblegum conglomerate CEO)
Elizabeth "Libby" Franklin (Murder mystery smut writer)
Eko Tunde (incredibly incompetant Luff Boat doctor)
Rose Henderson (Nymphomaniac)
Bernard Nadler (Mall Santa Claus)
Danielle Rousseau (Chef of the Interstellar Luff Boat)
Desmond Hume (Herbal Essences ambassador)
Richard Alpert (Rodeo clown)
Miles Straume (Chinchilla farmer/Animal Lover)
Frank Lapidus (Shoe salesman)
Charles "Squiddy Widdy" Widmore (Manager of Widmore's Fried Squid)
Christian Shephard (drunken vampire)
Vincent (golden labrador retriever; ship's captain)
Firefly
Kaylee Frye (pet mortician who likes to secretly kill pets just to stuff them)
Inara Serra (Captain Vincent's concubine/pooper scooper)
Simon Tam (wannabe Casanova; speaks only in lolcat)
Derrial Book (shoemaker who thinks everyone is an elf come to steal his job)
Saffron (Shy, Mousey, Bookworm with No Social Skills)
House
Allison Cameron (badass biker-chick puppy-hater)
Robert Chase (angry-biker-man-who-sucks-at-biking by day, Boone's French maid coworker by night)
Eric Foreman (red shirt salesman)
Battlestar Galactica
Lee "4P0110" "BringerOfLight247" "ApolloViper" Adama (hardcore gamer and Locke's rival; allergic to fish)
Kara "Starbuck" Thrace (hippie kindergarten teacher who suffers from rage blackouts)
Laura Roslin (thinks she is the Cylon in Baltar's head)
Saul Tigh (frontman for a death metal group)
Karl "Helo" Agathon (owner of a banana stand)
Sharon "Boomer" Valerii (1950s Beautician with a Beehive and Poodle Skirt)
Number Six (schizophrenic halloween ghost/puppy rights activist)
Galen "Chief" Tyrol (sells wigs and wig-cleaning vacuum cleaners)
Samuel T. Anders (Duck Man; has a duck on his head but doesn't know it)
Anastasia "Dee" Dualla (thinks she is a Pokemon)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy Summers (cavegirl)
Willow Rosenberg (personal trainer; accepts only female clients, and hits on them)
Xander Harris (swimsuit model with a speech impediment)
Rupert Giles (struggling theatre actor/drag queen)
Daniel "Oz" Osbourne (an animalphobe who talks to himself constantly)
Dawn Summers (centaur)
Anya Jenkins (bunny woman, Ben's rival)
Tara Maclay (boy-crazy teen tabloid magazine editor)
Spike (life of the party, retired soap opera actor; played a tortured doctor with an eyepatch)
Angel
Angel (Glinda the Good Witch; wears the same outfit and everything)
Cordelia Chase (Elphaba/the Wicked Witch of the West; Angel's rival/bff)
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (spandex-clad professional wrestler alter-ego)
Charles Gunn (preppy rich guy, never worked, afraid of everything, bad with girls; think Fresh Prince's Carlton)
Winifred "Fred" Burkle (country western superstar; like Dolly but better)
Harmony Kendall (Harmony Kendall)
Connor (believes he is the mighty hero Hercules and tries constantly to make D'Anna fall in love with him)
Lilah Morgan (suffers from short term memory loss, falls in love with everyone she meets)