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Post by Karl teh Monkeh on Apr 8, 2009 2:09:11 GMT -5
Lorne, Gaius, Lindsey, Hoban, and Wilson are all ACCEPTED!
Hugo!! You did well, but please to be posting in the past tense ^^, fix that and you are fully admitted in =D
~OOOOOOEEEEEEEEEAHHHH!~
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Post by Jayne Barkington on Apr 8, 2009 2:38:11 GMT -5
Character Name:Jayne Barkington Character Crack Twist: (River's Chihuahua) IC POST:
Bark.
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Your Name:Jayjay or JJ. Whatevz. Your Age:17 How Did You Find Us:You posted on my ad board.
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Post by Zoe Washburne on Apr 8, 2009 12:22:24 GMT -5
Character Name: Zoe Washburne Character Crack Twist: Wash's only skanky ho. IC POST: She stood on the corner, leaning up against the building with an attempted sexy look on her face. Dressed in fishnet leggings, knee high boots, a leather mini skirt, and a strapless shirt, all which clung to her body. Her eyes flickered around in the dark, looking for anyone who even looked at her wrong.
"Keep walking buddy I'm a taken ho." She stated with a growl, hands on her hips when one of the passing men looked at her. She wasn't anyone to be bought - only by Wash, cause she was his only. At least, according to him. She just didn't want caught with any other man, because she remembered what had happened last time. We'll just say that the guy ended up with a waddle because Wash had shoved a dinosaur toy so far up his ass. And she'd gotten a rather interesting torture during the make-up sex the night afterward with Wash.
Folding her arms across her chest, she looked around again. Speaking of him, she was supposed be meeting his sorry ass here sometime. "Wash, get the hell here! I have other things to do!" She shouted to the sky, at no one in particular and earning several looks from passerbys.
"Keep walking people!"
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Your Name: Brandeh Your Age: 15 How Did You Find Us: TONI
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Post by Charlotte Lewis on Apr 8, 2009 12:36:39 GMT -5
Character Name: Charlotte Lewis Character Crack Twist: Uptight Party Planner IC POST: Her dangerously high heels clicked along the tiled floor as she walked down the hall, cell phone pressed to her ear as she shifted the files in her hands to the other arm.
"Listen you stupid insufferable little creaton - you'll do this my way, or you're fired, got me? Now, take the streamers and your little prick friends and hang them at one-eighty degree angles from the walls. Set the cake in the exact center of the fourth table from the left, and make sure it's perfect, or else I will personally come down there and ring your neck!"
And with that, she snapped her phone shut, her red nails digging into her palm as she made a fist around the silver object. With her free hand she brushed a strand of hair that had escaped her messy bun out of her face and pushed the crystal door open and entered her office, placing her files on her desk without a word. Being a party planner was such a stressful job - but she was the best, and she wasn't about to crack now. ------------------
Your Name: Brandeh Your Age: 15 How Did You Find Us: TONI
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Post by Penny Widmore on Apr 8, 2009 12:44:44 GMT -5
Character Name: Penelope Widmore Character Crack Twist: Flying Nanny IC POST: The breeze had carried her somewhere - she didn't know, but there were probably kids here she could get work by looking after. She landed on the sidewalk amidst a group of people, shutting her umbrella with a firm 'snap' and using it as a slight walking stick, continuing down the sidewalk.
She paused outside of a building, frowning, and turned toward it, noticing it was an apartment building. But something told Penny she'd be finding her work here. She pushed open the door, glancing left and right before heading up the first flight of stairs. Stopping outside apartment 15B, she knocked lightly on the door, waiting for a younger man to answer.
"Good afternoon sir, my name is Penelope Widmore." She said, withdrawing a card from her inner breast pocket. "The perfect nanny for all your needs. I hear you're looking for one. I charge ten dollars and hour and I require Sundays off, and I take my tea at noon." She smiled, flashing a dazzling smile.
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Your Name: Brandeh Your Age: 15 How Did You Find Us: TONI
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Post by Alex Linus on Apr 8, 2009 12:49:30 GMT -5
Character Name: Alexandra Linus Character Crack Twist: Hippie/Polar Bear Manicurist IC POST: "Oh your nails are horrible!" She exclaimed, pulling a nail file from behind her ear and pushing up the flared sleeves of her shirt. Grabbing the bear's paw, she began to file the nails, ignoring the growls. She'd been doing this a while now, so she knew how to deal with their types.
"You really need to take better care of your nails girly." She sighed, clicking her tongue as she filed the other paw down, shining the nails. "And I'm thinking I need to paint those a bit of Peacekeeping Pink. Just because you seem like that type of color to me." She smiled, and pulled a bottle of nail polish out of nowhere.
After a few coats of the nail polish, she sat back and admired her work. "There. Now go and tell all your friends to come see me for their horrible nails. And do me a favor and pass out these flyers to them too." She grinned, holding out the brightly colored flyers.
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Your Name: Brandeh Your Age: 15 How Did You Find Us: TONI
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Post by Faith Lehane on Apr 8, 2009 22:01:26 GMT -5
Character Name: Faith Lehane Character Crack Twist: (insanely happy, talks in inspirational slogans) IC POST: (2-3 Paragraphs please!)
Faith was extremely happy. She was ecstatic. She was, in fact, five by five.
Knowing that the early bird catches the worm, she had woken up early, slayed a couple vamps, run back home at slayer-speed to happily wish a good morning to everyone around her, and then, when they had grunted at her in that annoyed way that people did when you greeted them before they had had their morning coffee, reminded them that every day was a new beginning!
"I think I need to go on a trip," she announced, suddenly struck by inspiration, kindly ignoring the glares of everyone around her. "Because, you know, a ship in the harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are built for!"
Again, ignoring everyone's blank stares, Faith continued. "I'm going to leave today. You all should come with me! Because even if we miss, we'll land among the stars!"
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Your Name: Jenn Your Age: 20 (...I think. I'm bad at remembering my own age.) How Did You Find Us: Toniz~~!
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Post by Juliet Burke on Apr 8, 2009 22:14:02 GMT -5
Character Name: Juliet Burke Character Crack Twist: (airheaded super model) IC POST: (2-3 Paragraphs please!)
Juliet was like, *so* unhappy. Her stylist had like, totally screwed up her entire day.
He had completely straightened her hair instead of curling it. And he hadn't added layers. It totally, like, looked like something out of, like, the '70s now, when it was supposed to have come out looking like something from like, one of those like, shampoo commercials that Juliet was totally a fan of.
Juliet was not sure what she was supposed to do, what with her hair in this state. It was *so* not In . And like, Juliet was pretty sure it wasn't like she was shallow, or anything. No, the hair thing like, would totally have been okay, except that there was this guy she was trying to impress. And she totally would have had her hair redone, except that like, she didn't want to like, be mean to her stylist. Because the last time she had done that, he had totally like, dyed her hair pink in revenge.
Which she had made work. Because, she could like, totally make anything work. She was awesome like that.
Experimentally tossing her hair over her shoulder and winking at a group across the street, Juliet smiled happily as several of the guys took notice. There were perks of being an International Supermodel, there like, totally were.
And it wasn't just the guys. It was the recognition, and the fame. And the fortune. And all the free stuff. Juliet was like, totally a fan of getting free stuff.
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Your Name: Jenn Your Age: Still 20. I'm pretty sure. How Did You Find Us: TONAI
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Post by Old Admiral Bill on Apr 8, 2009 22:35:00 GMT -5
Character Name: Bill Adama Character Crack Twist: host of Deadliest Catch IC POST: If there was one thing William Adama -- or as his fellow fisherman-slash-television-hosts called him, "Old Admiral Bill" -- loved, it was fishing. He loved everything about it: the salty sea air, the satisfaction of the catch, the DANGER. Because there was a lot of danger involved with catching fish, as anyone knew. It was the most dangerous of sports. And to Bill, his fishing career was his proudest achievement.
Oh, and his son. Sure.
Leland, however, didn't possess the same zeal for fishing as his father did. He preferred those new-fangled computer games and that strange "leet speak" all the kids were using nowadays. He didn't even like to eat fish! Bill told himself that this was because his son was weak of character, and needed to be thrust into the fishing world if he wouldn't go willingly. Thus, dinner at the Adama household was seafood every night.
Because sometimes you've gotta roll the hard six.
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Your Name: Me Your Age: 18 How Did You Find Us: Somehow
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Post by TEH BIG BAD ADMINZ on Apr 8, 2009 22:41:39 GMT -5
Zoe, Charlotte, Penny, Alex, Faith, Juliet and Papadama: all ACCEPTED!
Jayne: lol fail. Also ACCEPTED!
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Post by Harmony Kendall on Apr 8, 2009 23:09:04 GMT -5
Character Name: Harmony Kendall Character Crack Twist: (Harmony Kendall) IC POST: (2-3 Paragraphs please!)
Harmony awoke to find Spike missing, again.
"Blondie-bear?" She called into the darkness around her. Ugh, this crypt was so dark. And Harmony knew that she was a vampire, and all, but did it *always* have to be so dark?
"Blondie-bear?!" She called again, a bit angrier this time.
God, Spike could be annoying. Sometimes, she almost worried that he thought he was too good for her, or that the crush she sometimes suspected that he was nursing for the slayer was possibly something more than that. Then she remembered that she was Harmony Kendall, which meant that she probably didn't have anything to worry about, when it came to competing with Buffy.
Unless what they were competing over involved a whole fight-to-the-death thing.
Because Harmony was pretty sure that the way things were now, she couldn't beat Buffy at a fight to the death. No, to beat Buffy, Harmony was pretty sure she was going to need a good plan. And Spike's help. And minions. A LOT of minions.
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Your Name: Jenn Your Age: Vampyrs don't age, n00b. How Did You Find Us: I should be doing homework right now.
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