Post by Dear Lt. Gaeta on Oct 17, 2008 7:12:24 GMT -5
Greetings my fellow humans!
I encourage you all to ask me whatever questions you have concerning all of life's little questions. After all, I'm an advice columnist, and so it is what I do best! I would also take this time to discourage you from attending Dr. House's "House of Feelings." He does not, in fact, know what he is talking about, and one day I will eat him.
In a metaphorical sense, of course!
So don't be afraid to post your questions here! The charge is low! I would at most only ask for your arm!
Ha ha! Just kidding! As they say on the internet, "LOL!"
On the other hand, I am terribly hungry...
I encourage you all to ask me whatever questions you have concerning all of life's little questions. After all, I'm an advice columnist, and so it is what I do best! I would also take this time to discourage you from attending Dr. House's "House of Feelings." He does not, in fact, know what he is talking about, and one day I will eat him.
In a metaphorical sense, of course!
So don't be afraid to post your questions here! The charge is low! I would at most only ask for your arm!
Ha ha! Just kidding! As they say on the internet, "LOL!"
On the other hand, I am terribly hungry...